KMLYLM-3

… The characters are fascinating and the story keeps you involved. Once you pick up this novel you don’t want to put it down.

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TFE-3

The Finster Effect is edgy, graphic, and suspenseful as the story unfolds into a barrage of imagery that devours the readers attention….

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Soapyness

Wow, I pretty much suck at blogging anymore.Well, I do write roughly ten blog posts a week–but they’re for clients and not for myself. I’m guessing no one wants to hear my thoughts on overhead garage doors or lifestyle tips for moms on a budget any more than I want to have them. But alas, we are poor. Instead of doing holiday lip balms this year, I’m giving soaps a try. I thought this was a cool, fun idea until…

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Musicality

It’s no secret to anyone that I suck at music. More accurately, I’ve never really put a bunch of effort into learning an instrument. I’ve tried a few, and don’t appear to have any real talent. My fingers don’t like to cooperate with my brain (which may also be why I suck at yarn crafts and videogames that aren’t puzzles), and I’m not very mathy. Plus, practicing an instrument is SOOOO repetitive that my mind starts to melt after about…

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Helpful Tips for Nazis

Dear Nazis, Congratulations! American apathy and misplaced aggression have created an environment that has allowed you emerge proudly from your hidey holes. You white supremacists have always had a wealth of pride, but ya’ll don’t even wear masks anymore. You present yourself as ‘bravely’ unafraid of the repercussions of your bullshit–which can only mean that you either think most people agree with you, or that the few who DO agree with you are powerful enough to protect you from those…

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