Soap!

It’s me, here again with a smooth new H-created logo and a new horror thing I’m gonna try. As soon as my seed funding comes through, I’m becoming one of those housewives who makes and sells soap out of their home. Sounds froofy, right? I get it. You know how every year I do a craft or bake something for my family? I’d been doing lip balms for a while now. I thought people were being polite when they said…

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Holidays, Happy.

Every time I come over here to post I feel like I should apologize for not having done so earlier. Screw it. I can’t imagine that anyone is truly fussed about whether or not I blog. What’s up with me?Well, I’m still hoping to start a new business venture this year. It’s gonna take about $3,000 for startup expenses for my Kickstarter. I need to buy some things for packaging, bases and other supplies, a printer with all that entails…

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There’s No Need to Argue…Men Just Don’t Understand…

So much talk about sexual harassment has got me thinking. I’m not gonna talk about the whole giant issue because it’s too big and I’m not really an expert. Obviously, all those coming forward should have their complaints taken seriously and investigated fully without presumption about who might be lying and why. That said, I also want to say this. I believe the men.The men who say and think and do these things (#NotAllMen, yes, we know) seem to share…

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Soapyness

Wow, I pretty much suck at blogging anymore.Well, I do write roughly ten blog posts a week–but they’re for clients and not for myself. I’m guessing no one wants to hear my thoughts on overhead garage doors or lifestyle tips for moms on a budget any more than I want to have them. But alas, we are poor. Instead of doing holiday lip balms this year, I’m giving soaps a try. I thought this was a cool, fun idea until…

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Musicality

It’s no secret to anyone that I suck at music. More accurately, I’ve never really put a bunch of effort into learning an instrument. I’ve tried a few, and don’t appear to have any real talent. My fingers don’t like to cooperate with my brain (which may also be why I suck at yarn crafts and videogames that aren’t puzzles), and I’m not very mathy. Plus, practicing an instrument is SOOOO repetitive that my mind starts to melt after about…

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Helpful Tips for Nazis

Dear Nazis, Congratulations! American apathy and misplaced aggression have created an environment that has allowed you emerge proudly from your hidey holes. You white supremacists have always had a wealth of pride, but ya’ll don’t even wear masks anymore. You present yourself as ‘bravely’ unafraid of the repercussions of your bullshit–which can only mean that you either think most people agree with you, or that the few who DO agree with you are powerful enough to protect you from those…

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Nazis

I live in a country with Nazis in it.They helped elect the POTUS, who does not denounce white supremacy.Coincidentally, he does not know even the most basic aspects of world (or even US) history. Which I guess means we’re all condemned to repeat it. Or we would, if climate change wasn’t going to kill us all first. One thing’s for certain…I’m going to continue to smoke as much pot as I fucking want to, because I am sad and hopeless…

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Brain vacation

One time, my electric toothbrush battery died. Instead of just brushing analog like a normal person, I stood there frozen–wondering how on earth I was gonna brush my teeth that day. I had to go to work! I couldn’t NOT brush them…This went down in history as my most absurdly absent-minded life events ever. Not a big deal, just a “holy crap, that was dumb” situation. Today, my friends, I think I beat it. We get tons of packages because…

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The Dead Are Coming for Us All…

Drones are my new favorite thing in the world. We’re getting one with a brushless motor this week. It’s supposed to be super badass, even though it doesn’t have a camera on it. I’m stoked. The one we tried this weekend was good. Another foldable: Today I’m getting one of those 3D writing pens for review. I paid a little money for it, because I’d been wanting one. It was 85% off, so I’m not gonna complain about that.It uses…

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Summer, it’s a thing now.

My typical plan for summer is to stay the hell inside with so much air on that I sometimes get high and think it’s fall. Because heat sucks. Global warming and I are totally not going to get along. Spent a week house sitting while my more talented friends headed to SDCC. Got to play with doggies and kittens and watch a TV as big as my bed with a stereo louder than that really loud kid upstairs. We watched…

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