I haven’t posted in almost a week. Goodness! You all must be beside yourselves with worry and curiosity. Truth be told, I haven’t been on the internets as much as usual. That whole being called a misogynist by strangers thing soured me on my beloved interwebs for a couple of days. Plus, our internets have been out a few times.
I’ve also been working on the mag, which is alternately awesome as fuck and frustrating as hell. I’m always a tad bemused when grown-ass adults behave like cliquish junior high schoolers in work situations. Seriously? I mean, Really?!?
Undead September is gonna be a badass issue. Having said that, I don’t foresee doing a theme issue again any time soon. I’d much rather keep people guessing while avoiding tropes. Tropes piss me off. The only thing worse than following tropes is deliberately doing the opposite of what the trope would require. Predictability is the death of the scare–and if I ever meet Rob Zombie in person, I just might have to tell him that if he’s still in the room when I wake up from swooning.
If I wrote a book about my experiences thus far as an editor, it would be called:
Too Many Commas:
My Love Affair with the Backspace Key
People use too many commas.
John Oliver is done hosting The Daily Show…for now. He slayed it, seriously. That guy is adorable, and it’s clear that he is well-respected among his peers. Not only is he smart, clever, and really funny–but as soon as he had any pull in the industry, John Oliver immediately started showcasing other comics on a stand-up show. That’s just awesome. I love that the Comedy Central late-night peeps seem like genuinely good people who aren’t full of shit. We don’t hear about them cheating on their wives, driving drunk or otherwise acting like assholes. As sad as it is that this is considered remarkable, I’m glad to know that there are media types who aren’t scumbags–not even a little.
Here’s a video about how HBO should show more dick that’s not of the HODOR variety. Muchas Lulz.employ, faux erotomania, irks, mag, tv