It’s cold out there, kids.

Still looking for work, and have a few leads.

Got hipped to a gig writing short SEO articles for a company servicing a variety of clients. Got approved right away, and found that for a chance to earn $8, all I’d have to do is:
–Research an entire industry to get a baseline of what that industry is, how the competition works, and why businesses or citizens totally need this.
–Research the types of articles this client likes, and what they don’t.
–Write an article of about 400 words that is unlike anything they’ve received before, or like anything their competitors are doing.
–Learn the silly, non-intuitive interface that doesn’t allow me to write with a real goddamn word processor and then cut/paste.
–Make edits to “fix” things the client forgot to mention they want/don’t want.
If, after all that, the article gets accepted, I make $8 that I can get paid after I make enough $8’s to achieve the minimum payout of $100.
Seriously? People actually work like that? And you can’t just research one industry and write about it, because you can only submit one article to a client at a time.

Guess I didn’t realize how lucky I was writing 4-12 articles per month for the same client who pays five cents a word and requires only minimal research after the baseline. Oh, to still have that terrible wallpaper client!!!

Was invited to write Marvel articles I am in no way qualified to write, because I stopped reading comic books in the 90’s and only watch Marvel stuff now.

Was invited to appear on HuffPo live again. Declined. Not only do I have no interest in doing TV or vids (after that bullshit appearance on Thom Hartmann show), but HuffPo runs ads for fracking, and can therefore kiss my ass.

Was invited to do ghostwriting for eBooks. That’s where you write an entire goddamn book, and someone else takes credit for it after giving you a minimum payment. The icing on that cake was that they wanted me to write diet books “because you know so much about them.” Yeah, that’s how I found out that they were bullshit.

Question: What kind of tablet is best for word processing, editing, and the like? I probably won’t be typing drafts on it, but will want to do editing that way. I want to hear from people who actually do this. Is 7″ too small? It seems like it would be. Is the Kindle fire fast and responsive enough for this? I need the wisdom of the experienced before I buy one.

With the extra time I’ve had on my hands, I’ve watched a few things:
Spiders (2013) Meh. This had better production values than I was expecting, and was pretty scary in parts. Ultimately though, the writing was lacking.
The Host (2012) Been meaning to watch this forever. Pretty good, but not great.
House of Cards (2013-present) Holy shit, this was awesome. I don’t think I’d ever seen a Kevin Spacey sex scene before. Also, Princess Buttercup turned into a terrible person (except during the last moment of S3–WOW!!)
Dead Snow (2010) & Dead Snow 2 (2014). Enormous, tremendous fun.
Attack on Titan: Wow, this was gruesome as shit. Loved it.

Still reviewing Bates Motel, and it’s still badass. Penny Dreadful and Game of Thrones are both coming up. Can you believe I almost ditched reviewing GoT so I’d have more time for Puckermob (those fuckers!). SO glad I procrastinated on that.

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