Whelp, it was fun having a president who didn’t make me ashamed to be an American. I mean, look at what we’ve had to deal with just in my lifetime.
Jimmy Carter was awesome, but treated badly due to his “soft” nature. See, when I was a kid, it was Democrats who said we should be a “Christian nation,” by which they meant feeding the poor and housing the homeless. Like many things between Republicans and Democrats, this has completely flipped. Now the GOP co-opts religion for their own purposes, but apparently THEIR Jesus has no interest in feeding people or helping them have homes. Now religion means anti-gay legislation and the closing of family planning clinics. Because…god is love?
Then Reagan. Now, I think he was a pretty terrible president, policy-wise. He funded terrorists and talked a lot of smack about the poor and gays. His wife was even worse. But at least Reagan made rich people pay their taxes. Can’t get that nowadays. As much as I disliked Reagan, I wasn’t humiliated at the idea that he represented my country.
Bush Sr should never have been POTUS in the first place, mainly because he ran the CIA. That’s not cool. If you ever work in a big box retailer, they have a particular way the money is sorted at the end of the day. One guy calculates how much money their should be, while someone else counts how much money there is. This is to prevent theft and chicanery. Apparently, the United fucking States of America needed no such safeguards.
Clinton. Awesome guy, down to earth. Solid policies, great economic growth. All he had to do was say “Actually, what I do with my penis is not relevant to how I run the country. Next questions?” But no…he had to do a stupid lying tapdance that eventually made him a laughing stock. That sucked.
Bush 2. Do I even need to explain this one? He and Rick Perry should do a road movie where they blunder their way across the country, occasionally getting schooled by the people they’ve sought to oppress.
Obama. *sky opens and rainbows so bright they keep us from seeing all the drone strikes, still open Guantanamo, and lack of single payer healthcare* Yaaaay!!! So eloquent, so unwilling to cheat on his wife, so personable…
I still don’t get it. I don’t care how poor you are, how angry you feel about political-correctness (AKA basic human decency), or how really racist you are. You’d have to be monstrously stupid to think a man like Drumpf is actually interested in helping the poor and middle class. There is no metric by which Betsy DeVos, Rick Perry, Jeff Sessions, or Ben Carson are good choices for goddamn anything. You might as well put Charles Manson in charge of youth outreach, and maybe Yosemite Sam as a liaison to the NRA.
In other news, now might be a good time to buy a set of encyclopedias. People laugh at having a set of books collecting known knowledge of the world. But see, a set of encyclopedias is a snapshot of the world as we know it. It’s supposed to lack bias. But if you’ve ever read an encyclopedia from say, the 60s, some of the biases are much more evident now. The America we enjoy now and the one we’ll be left with in 20/20 may be markedly different. Might be nice to have a hard copy to compare and contrast.Tags: america, family, h, sad