My New Friend

Remember last February, when I bought myself a set of Max pajamas from Where the Wild Things Are? Well, I did. And they are adorable. I posted a few snaps of me in them, taken by H (my husband who thinks I’m totally hot). I later put them on Pinterest, on my board “Fat People Existing.” It’s pretty much what it sounds like–positive and joyful pics of fat people out in the world doing stuff. Or in this case, me in my fly pajamas being cute and hilarious, and yeah…fat.


Today, I see that someone I don’t know had reposted it. As you can see, she didn’t even bother to change my blurb. To a fat positive board? No. To a costume or fun pajama board? No. To a chicks being silly, clothing that is grey, or pointy-eared people board? No, no, and nope. A total stranger posted a pic of me looking badass–on a board, and I am not kidding, called:
Oh Crap, Fat People!
Whatever, I think. Probably just some dumb teenager who doesn’t know what the hell…right? No. I take a closer look, because I can’t imagine why this would happen on Pinterest. Isn’t it mostly grandmothers and people buying houses or learning about fashion? No.


This is Ally, who thinks mocking fat people she doesn’t know is hilarious. But please, no porn in front of the kids. Mockery and hate-speech, sure, but no porn. She has children, and those children are about to have children. Isn’t that wonderful? Lest you think that Ally is a mean person, you should know that her Pinterest actually contains the following boards:


And as everyone who follows the teachings of the Bible knows…



Ally knows how to treat people. After all…

She’s also really consistent about being healthy, which is why she has the right to mock fat people without a care for the fact that they’re a person.

And if all that wasn’t absurd enough, Ally is a little wary about hoodies.

So yeah, you wanna make fun of fat people?
You wanna be some kind of bigot bully hypocrite and terrible role model while bragging about your procreation abilities and adherence to the teachings of Christ? Consider this your big fat calling out–You terrible, terrible person.
Courtesy of my being done with work for the night, and not having posted here yet this week.

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