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We doth not purchase it…

I don’t buy much stuff on the eBay, because it has always seemed about as trustworthy as a garage sale in a town you don’t live in. Occasionally though, I can’t resist. Between an extra gig, H’s work bonus, and my tax return, we had a bit of money for H and me to buy ourselves something fun. For my thing, I bid on an Agents of SHIELD thing, signed by Bill Paxton. For anyone who doesn’t know me, Bill…

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*grabby hands*

The Scared Soapless Kickstartery thing is still going on. Just over the halfway point–both in terms of time and earnings. Coooool, right? We’ve contracted with sculptor Brian McGuire to create a custom mold of this fiendish character, who we think you’ll recognize. We chose him based on our adoration for this sculpture, which was painted by a dude named Al Warner. We’ll be making our scary Vampire out of soap, and it’s gonna be terrifying. We’re also stepping up our…

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How would YOU like to give ME some money?

You know how money is sometimes exchanged for goods and services?I’m doing a bit of that now in my Kickass Kickstarter. A KickASSStarter if you will…which you shouldn’t…because that was terrible.   It’s slow going with the raising of funds, but I’m hoping for the best.  I have some great soaps on offer, plus a few things for people who (and I’m told they really do exist) don’t like horror and aren’t looking for ways to work more of it into…

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Holidays, Happy.

Every time I come over here to post I feel like I should apologize for not having done so earlier. Screw it. I can’t imagine that anyone is truly fussed about whether or not I blog. What’s up with me?Well, I’m still hoping to start a new business venture this year. It’s gonna take about $3,000 for startup expenses for my Kickstarter. I need to buy some things for packaging, bases and other supplies, a printer with all that entails…

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I’m Sure I Don’t Know…but Radishes though.

I have a terrible track record when it comes to media and popularity. What I mean is, some of the new shows I hear about…I think are the most disgusting and offensive ideas ever. And then they become huge hits: Queer Eye for the Straight Guy (stereotype much)The Biggest Loser (surely people know that’s unhealthy and fake)Storage Wars (strangers fight over cherished possessions of poor people)American Idol (mostly that beginning part where they mock sincere people)Dancing with the “Stars” (who…

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My Poor Desk

For those of you who have never visited my home, I have a tiny desk on wheels on one side of my living room. H has the whole office to himself, and I work near the TV so I can do reviews and stuff. JoJo loves climbing all over the desk almost as much as he loves jumping off of it. But see, it’s a cheap piece of crap. I’ve already bought it twice because the first one had a…

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Argh!

So much annoyance. Power and internet took turns going out all friggin’ weekend. That’s dumb, because I certainly don’t need help NOT getting any work done. So I’m working today and tomorrow instead of taking some much needed time to work on the outline for my screenplay. Yeah, I’m taking another stab at this screenplay, this time with a writing partner. Our door buzzer has been broken for more than a week. Given the impatience of the UPS guy, I’ve…

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A Second Opinion

When they’re not talking about the Nazi rally down the street, a lot of people are talking about health care. Health care in America has sucked for a long time, almost got better, but then kinda didn’t. Now? It’s going to be worse than it’s ever been, and for whatever reason, some poor people are happy about it. I guess if your insurance company decided to raise rates and deductibles, that’s bad news for you. But they didn’t do that…

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It’s January 9th

I don’t actually have much to say, but feel compelled to post here a few times a month. Decided not to move my Email to a cheaper server, mainly because I don’t know what the hell I’m doing and don’t want to risk fucking up my…basically everything because I’m trying to save $60 a year. It’s almost tax time. I always hate tax time, but this year will be even dumber than usual because we got stiffed by a client…

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Hartman & Tyner & Fuckery

Continuing our theme of 2016 has been the absolute worst year in my adult life, our complex sent us a note threatening to kick us out because there are stains on our carpet. Apparently, this complex is so super nice that our filthy carpet is making them pop their monocles. In fairness, the carpet in the hallway does not look nice. But they actually accused us of having “ground in cat feces” in the carpet, which just typing that made…

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