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I’m Sure I Don’t Know…but Radishes though.

I have a terrible track record when it comes to media and popularity. What I mean is, some of the new shows I hear about…I think are the most disgusting and offensive ideas ever. And then they become huge hits: Queer Eye for the Straight Guy (stereotype much)The Biggest Loser (surely people know that’s unhealthy and fake)Storage Wars (strangers fight over cherished possessions of poor people)American Idol (mostly that beginning part where they mock sincere people)Dancing with the “Stars” (who…

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My Poor Desk

For those of you who have never visited my home, I have a tiny desk on wheels on one side of my living room. H has the whole office to himself, and I work near the TV so I can do reviews and stuff. JoJo loves climbing all over the desk almost as much as he loves jumping off of it. But see, it’s a cheap piece of crap. I’ve already bought it twice because the first one had a…

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Argh!

So much annoyance. Power and internet took turns going out all friggin’ weekend. That’s dumb, because I certainly don’t need help NOT getting any work done. So I’m working today and tomorrow instead of taking some much needed time to work on the outline for my screenplay. Yeah, I’m taking another stab at this screenplay, this time with a writing partner. Our door buzzer has been broken for more than a week. Given the impatience of the UPS guy, I’ve…

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A Second Opinion

When they’re not talking about the Nazi rally down the street, a lot of people are talking about health care. Health care in America has sucked for a long time, almost got better, but then kinda didn’t. Now? It’s going to be worse than it’s ever been, and for whatever reason, some poor people are happy about it. I guess if your insurance company decided to raise rates and deductibles, that’s bad news for you. But they didn’t do that…

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It’s January 9th

I don’t actually have much to say, but feel compelled to post here a few times a month. Decided not to move my Email to a cheaper server, mainly because I don’t know what the hell I’m doing and don’t want to risk fucking up my…basically everything because I’m trying to save $60 a year. It’s almost tax time. I always hate tax time, but this year will be even dumber than usual because we got stiffed by a client…

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Hartman & Tyner & Fuckery

Continuing our theme of 2016 has been the absolute worst year in my adult life, our complex sent us a note threatening to kick us out because there are stains on our carpet. Apparently, this complex is so super nice that our filthy carpet is making them pop their monocles. In fairness, the carpet in the hallway does not look nice. But they actually accused us of having “ground in cat feces” in the carpet, which just typing that made…

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Hartman & Tyner & Fuckery

Continuing our theme of 2016 has been the absolute worst year in my adult life, our complex sent us a note threatening to kick us out because there are stains on our carpet. Apparently, this complex is so super nice that our filthy carpet is making them pop their monocles. In fairness, the carpet in the hallway does not look nice. But they actually accused us of having “ground in cat feces” in the carpet, which just typing that made…

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Hartman & Tyner & Fuckery

Continuing our theme of 2016 has been the absolute worst year in my adult life, our complex sent us a note threatening to kick us out because there are stains on our carpet. Apparently, this complex is so super nice that our filthy carpet is making them pop their monocles. In fairness, the carpet in the hallway does not look nice. But they actually accused us of having “ground in cat feces” in the carpet, which just typing that made…

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Hartman & Tyner & Fuckery

Continuing our theme of 2016 has been the absolute worst year in my adult life, our complex sent us a note threatening to kick us out because there are stains on our carpet. Apparently, this complex is so super nice that our filthy carpet is making them pop their monocles. In fairness, the carpet in the hallway does not look nice. But they actually accused us of having “ground in cat feces” in the carpet, which just typing that made…

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Hartman & Tyner & Fuckery

Continuing our theme of 2016 has been the absolute worst year in my adult life, our complex sent us a note threatening to kick us out because there are stains on our carpet. Apparently, this complex is so super nice that our filthy carpet is making them pop their monocles. In fairness, the carpet in the hallway does not look nice. But they actually accused us of having “ground in cat feces” in the carpet, which just typing that made…

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