Tagged in: Horror

Summer, it’s a thing now.

My typical plan for summer is to stay the hell inside with so much air on that I sometimes get high and think it’s fall. Because heat sucks. Global warming and I are totally not going to get along. Spent a week house sitting while my more talented friends headed to SDCC. Got to play with doggies and kittens and watch a TV as big as my bed with a stereo louder than that really loud kid upstairs. We watched…

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I’m Sure I Don’t Know…but Radishes though.

I have a terrible track record when it comes to media and popularity. What I mean is, some of the new shows I hear about…I think are the most disgusting and offensive ideas ever. And then they become huge hits: Queer Eye for the Straight Guy (stereotype much)The Biggest Loser (surely people know that’s unhealthy and fake)Storage Wars (strangers fight over cherished possessions of poor people)American Idol (mostly that beginning part where they mock sincere people)Dancing with the “Stars” (who…

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How fresh! What a clever smart girl (or boy) you are!!

I’m going to preface this by saying that of course people have different tastes in movies and books. While I do sometimes feel judgy toward people that defend literary or live-action garbage, I recognize that this is a shitty trait I should continue trying to shake. People are allowed to like whatever the hell they want. That’s not the point I’m making here. With that out of the way… What do horror writers and fans think they’re accomplishing by talking…

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Arguing with Savini? If I must…

Like most horror fans, Creepshow has always been high on my list of fave horror movies. I love the cast, the camp, the gruesomeness, and that hilarious dub where it’s super obvious that Adrienne Barbeau called Emily Vanderbilt a cunt. Hahahaaha. H and I watched an awesome documentary about it recently. Apparently, it was on the UK DVD reissue that never actually came to this side of the pond. That’s bullshit, BTW. Because then I had to download it on…

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Stan Versus Evil

I finally finished the first season of Stan Versus Evil. I like it a whole lot. This is strange. See, the show is very much Evil Dead-flavored, but I still like it anyway. Trying to put my finger on exactly what I like about it that I hate about Evil Dead. Maybe it’s just because I adore Dana Gould.Not sure, but I’m stoked for next season.

Who Could Blame Them?

I haven’t blogged in a while. To be honest, my thinker has been a little cloudy of late, and I’m slowly working it all out via the printed word. Can you even bear to hear someone else prattling on about what they think Drumpf is teaching us about America? No? I don’t blame you. Feel free to skip this post. For the rest of you… The U.S of A. has the biggest and most well-funded military in the world. War…

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Why Horror?

Probably the question horror writers get asked the most is “Why Horror?” When I interview people, I ask it too. The answers reveal as much about the author as they do about the power of horror itself. No lie. I’ve been thinking about my earliest introductions to horror, and how I always sort of knew I would always be a horror fan. I’ve narrowed it down to a few, which are presented in no particular order. 1. Sir Graves Ghastly.…

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Doing Stuff

As you know, my fiction writing has been minimal since I started writing for a living. Not that I would change anything, but I feel decidedly unmotivated after a few hours of work-writing, to sit and write any fiction. But that’s lame. That’s stupid. And I need to do better. Still, I’m in a new anthology that you can (and totally should) buy Right Now! It’s called “Not Your Average Monster” and contains stories by plenty of up and comers.…

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Process and Theme

The NaNoWriMo is upon us once again. I haven’t won it in some time. My first year was 2004. I played and won for five years in a row. And before you say “writing is not a game you play,” let me assure you that the NaNoWriMo can be as much a game as you make of it. Little bursts of productivity as you compete with smug strangers for hourly goals, stalking the forums with much clucking and head shaking,…

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Holidays

Today is Sweetest Day, which I completely forgot.Was going to cab it over to the mall to get H a pressie, but it’s football Saturday, which I also completely forgot. I could not possibly care less about football, except that it makes me want to leave the house even less than usual. Drunken crowds, you know. Halloween is coming up, and I have no plans. Bummer.If you know of any cool events that I’d be welcome at, do let me…

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