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Musicality

It’s no secret to anyone that I suck at music. More accurately, I’ve never really put a bunch of effort into learning an instrument. I’ve tried a few, and don’t appear to have any real talent. My fingers don’t like to cooperate with my brain (which may also be why I suck at yarn crafts and videogames that aren’t puzzles), and I’m not very mathy. Plus, practicing an instrument is SOOOO repetitive that my mind starts to melt after about…

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Florence Scovel: Just Say No

As any regular reader knows, we’re not wealthy people. That doesn’t stop me though, from engaging in an occasional indulgence. There’s a company called Florence Scovel that advertises like crazy on Facebook. I confess, I find many of their shiny baubles appealing. Turns out, there were some things I didn’t know about them. For one thing, they totally co-opted Project Semicolon by selling pieces featuring the logo and semicolon–but without giving credit, or a share, to the late founder Amy…

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The Annual Giving of Things

So, we had Xmas. It was also H’s birthday on the 20th. This means that at the Webster-Friday abode, there was much materialism, indulgence, and slothery. Why slothery? Because I made a commitment to watch #Arrow in its entirety, and I’m now about half-way through season three. Lots of shenanigans to be called on that show–but it’s still a fun watch. Apparently it takes a mere 5 years and a death in your family to become a world-class assassin. Unless…

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Hartman & Tyner & Fuckery

Continuing our theme of 2016 has been the absolute worst year in my adult life, our complex sent us a note threatening to kick us out because there are stains on our carpet. Apparently, this complex is so super nice that our filthy carpet is making them pop their monocles. In fairness, the carpet in the hallway does not look nice. But they actually accused us of having “ground in cat feces” in the carpet, which just typing that made…

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Hartman & Tyner & Fuckery

Continuing our theme of 2016 has been the absolute worst year in my adult life, our complex sent us a note threatening to kick us out because there are stains on our carpet. Apparently, this complex is so super nice that our filthy carpet is making them pop their monocles. In fairness, the carpet in the hallway does not look nice. But they actually accused us of having “ground in cat feces” in the carpet, which just typing that made…

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Hartman & Tyner & Fuckery

Continuing our theme of 2016 has been the absolute worst year in my adult life, our complex sent us a note threatening to kick us out because there are stains on our carpet. Apparently, this complex is so super nice that our filthy carpet is making them pop their monocles. In fairness, the carpet in the hallway does not look nice. But they actually accused us of having “ground in cat feces” in the carpet, which just typing that made…

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Hartman & Tyner & Fuckery

Continuing our theme of 2016 has been the absolute worst year in my adult life, our complex sent us a note threatening to kick us out because there are stains on our carpet. Apparently, this complex is so super nice that our filthy carpet is making them pop their monocles. In fairness, the carpet in the hallway does not look nice. But they actually accused us of having “ground in cat feces” in the carpet, which just typing that made…

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Hartman & Tyner & Fuckery

Continuing our theme of 2016 has been the absolute worst year in my adult life, our complex sent us a note threatening to kick us out because there are stains on our carpet. Apparently, this complex is so super nice that our filthy carpet is making them pop their monocles. In fairness, the carpet in the hallway does not look nice. But they actually accused us of having “ground in cat feces” in the carpet, which just typing that made…

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Hartman & Tyner & Fuckery

Continuing our theme of 2016 has been the absolute worst year in my adult life, our complex sent us a note threatening to kick us out because there are stains on our carpet. Apparently, this complex is so super nice that our filthy carpet is making them pop their monocles. In fairness, the carpet in the hallway does not look nice. But they actually accused us of having “ground in cat feces” in the carpet, which just typing that made…

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Hartman & Tyner & Fuckery

Continuing our theme of 2016 has been the absolute worst year in my adult life, our complex sent us a note threatening to kick us out because there are stains on our carpet. Apparently, this complex is so super nice that our filthy carpet is making them pop their monocles. In fairness, the carpet in the hallway does not look nice. But they actually accused us of having “ground in cat feces” in the carpet, which just typing that made…

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