TV news

It’s May, which means all the new TV news is coming down.

You don’t need to be clairvoyant to figure out that Agents of Shield will be back for another season. There’s also gonna be a spinoff, and it’s not the wacky adventures of HYDRA. Too bad.

Larry Wilmore has been tagged to be Stephen Colbert’s replacement. Obviously, it will be a new show, a scripted panel show that I imagine will attract plenty of great guests.

Community was cancelled.
That’s some bunk ass bullshit.
Unless Abed gets a spinoff. Then I’ll be okay.

Penny Dreadful starts on Sunday. Yeah, I could have watched it early, but I’m a fan of ephemerality and like to pretend TV has some left. I’m hoping it’s not just a riff on American Horror Story, but it sort of looks like it. I like the combination of literary characters (Dr Frankenstein, Dorian Gray, Mina Harker), and the cast is strong. I’m reviewing it, so hit me up on Geekbinge if you’re watching.

The Maron premiere was fantastic. It’s amazing how much I like the show, when I’m confident that I would not like Mark Maron if I ever met him.

Delighted to see that the FCC’s internet has been slowed down to modem levels. Not sure how much impact that will have since they’re probably all using their tablets and phones with 3G or 4G. Still, fuck those guys.

In not-TV related news, few things depress me as much as seeing a family member post anti-fat hate on their Facebook–and then realizing that they’re raising a daughter. You’d think people would want to create a better world for their kids, free from stigma and hate. Okay, maybe that’s not possible, but mark my words–that poor kid will be dieting for weight loss long before she’s a teenager. Gross.

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