My annual party is this Saturday, two days from now. The apartment is crazy-clean thanks mostly to H. Tomorrow I gotta start cooking things. Making a big batch of Aztec brownies. That’s regular milk chocolate brownies with a heap of bhut Jolokia powder, and a swirl of cream cheese for contrast. They’re awesome. Also, two tres leches cakes. There will be two so one can be out while the other is in the fridge. People are coming by as early…
Okay dammit, there have been too many artist and fictional deaths this year.I’m fucking sick of it. Like who, you ask? Alan Rickman — this was bullshit. Not that old and we had no idea it was coming. Shenanigans. Bowie — no comment required. Prince — ditto. All of these are utter bullshit Norma Bates on Bates Motel. Okay, we knew that was coming. So why was it so horrifying and tragic? Because they’re great at what they do. Anton…
Continuing our theme of 2016 has been the absolute worst year in my adult life, our complex sent us a note threatening to kick us out because there are stains on our carpet. Apparently, this complex is so super nice that our filthy carpet is making them pop their monocles. In fairness, the carpet in the hallway does not look nice. But they actually accused us of having “ground in cat feces” in the carpet, which just typing that made…
Continuing our theme of 2016 has been the absolute worst year in my adult life, our complex sent us a note threatening to kick us out because there are stains on our carpet. Apparently, this complex is so super nice that our filthy carpet is making them pop their monocles. In fairness, the carpet in the hallway does not look nice. But they actually accused us of having “ground in cat feces” in the carpet, which just typing that made…
Continuing our theme of 2016 has been the absolute worst year in my adult life, our complex sent us a note threatening to kick us out because there are stains on our carpet. Apparently, this complex is so super nice that our filthy carpet is making them pop their monocles. In fairness, the carpet in the hallway does not look nice. But they actually accused us of having “ground in cat feces” in the carpet, which just typing that made…
Continuing our theme of 2016 has been the absolute worst year in my adult life, our complex sent us a note threatening to kick us out because there are stains on our carpet. Apparently, this complex is so super nice that our filthy carpet is making them pop their monocles. In fairness, the carpet in the hallway does not look nice. But they actually accused us of having “ground in cat feces” in the carpet, which just typing that made…
Continuing our theme of 2016 has been the absolute worst year in my adult life, our complex sent us a note threatening to kick us out because there are stains on our carpet. Apparently, this complex is so super nice that our filthy carpet is making them pop their monocles. In fairness, the carpet in the hallway does not look nice. But they actually accused us of having “ground in cat feces” in the carpet, which just typing that made…
Continuing our theme of 2016 has been the absolute worst year in my adult life, our complex sent us a note threatening to kick us out because there are stains on our carpet. Apparently, this complex is so super nice that our filthy carpet is making them pop their monocles. In fairness, the carpet in the hallway does not look nice. But they actually accused us of having “ground in cat feces” in the carpet, which just typing that made…
Continuing our theme of 2016 has been the absolute worst year in my adult life, our complex sent us a note threatening to kick us out because there are stains on our carpet. Apparently, this complex is so super nice that our filthy carpet is making them pop their monocles. In fairness, the carpet in the hallway does not look nice. But they actually accused us of having “ground in cat feces” in the carpet, which just typing that made…
Continuing our theme of 2016 has been the absolute worst year in my adult life, our complex sent us a note threatening to kick us out because there are stains on our carpet. Apparently, this complex is so super nice that our filthy carpet is making them pop their monocles. In fairness, the carpet in the hallway does not look nice. But they actually accused us of having “ground in cat feces” in the carpet, which just typing that made…