Par Tay


My annual party is this Saturday, two days from now. The apartment is crazy-clean thanks mostly to H. Tomorrow I gotta start cooking things. Making a big batch of Aztec brownies. That’s regular milk chocolate brownies with a heap of bhut Jolokia powder, and a swirl of cream cheese for contrast. They’re awesome. Also, two […]

Deaths 2016


Okay dammit, there have been too many artist and fictional deaths this year.I’m fucking sick of it. Like who, you ask? Alan Rickman — this was bullshit. Not that old and we had no idea it was coming. Shenanigans. Bowie — no comment required. Prince — ditto. All of these are utter bullshit Norma Bates […]

Hartman & Tyner & Fuckery


Continuing our theme of 2016 has been the absolute worst year in my adult life, our complex sent us a note threatening to kick us out because there are stains on our carpet. Apparently, this complex is so super nice that our filthy carpet is making them pop their monocles. In fairness, the carpet in […]

Hartman & Tyner & Fuckery


Continuing our theme of 2016 has been the absolute worst year in my adult life, our complex sent us a note threatening to kick us out because there are stains on our carpet. Apparently, this complex is so super nice that our filthy carpet is making them pop their monocles. In fairness, the carpet in […]

Hartman & Tyner & Fuckery


Continuing our theme of 2016 has been the absolute worst year in my adult life, our complex sent us a note threatening to kick us out because there are stains on our carpet. Apparently, this complex is so super nice that our filthy carpet is making them pop their monocles. In fairness, the carpet in […]

Hartman & Tyner & Fuckery


Continuing our theme of 2016 has been the absolute worst year in my adult life, our complex sent us a note threatening to kick us out because there are stains on our carpet. Apparently, this complex is so super nice that our filthy carpet is making them pop their monocles. In fairness, the carpet in […]

Hartman & Tyner & Fuckery


Continuing our theme of 2016 has been the absolute worst year in my adult life, our complex sent us a note threatening to kick us out because there are stains on our carpet. Apparently, this complex is so super nice that our filthy carpet is making them pop their monocles. In fairness, the carpet in […]

Hartman & Tyner & Fuckery


Continuing our theme of 2016 has been the absolute worst year in my adult life, our complex sent us a note threatening to kick us out because there are stains on our carpet. Apparently, this complex is so super nice that our filthy carpet is making them pop their monocles. In fairness, the carpet in […]

Hartman & Tyner & Fuckery


Continuing our theme of 2016 has been the absolute worst year in my adult life, our complex sent us a note threatening to kick us out because there are stains on our carpet. Apparently, this complex is so super nice that our filthy carpet is making them pop their monocles. In fairness, the carpet in […]

Hartman & Tyner & Fuckery


Continuing our theme of 2016 has been the absolute worst year in my adult life, our complex sent us a note threatening to kick us out because there are stains on our carpet. Apparently, this complex is so super nice that our filthy carpet is making them pop their monocles. In fairness, the carpet in […]