My birthday party is this weekend. I get so giddy with child-like glee for my birthday party. Lots of my favorite peeps come over and we eat yummy food, play games, and enjoy general merriment. It’s like Christmas, but just for me and a select group of comrades.
Ya’ll should come if you’re in the area.
Key & Peele. Those guys are so smart and hilarious, I don’t even get bent out of shape when Jordan wears a fat suit. From me, that totally means something since I went off on Jon Stewart for wearing one.
Also, I got my eye on you, Jay-Quellin!
My fam. Seeing my brother on a regular basis is awesome. Bummed his new GF can’t come to my party because I would love to meet her.
I’m enjoying how many people are finally realizing how fucked up our current minimum wage is. That’s right, people with full time jobs shouldn’t be below the poverty line–especially if they’re only supporting themselves, or themselves and one child. That said, yes, most families do require two incomes. If your wife has a job and you don’t–fucking find yourself a gig, you lazy bastard.
Sorry to digress, that was for one person in particular.
Work. Even when various assignments are brain-breakingly terrible, I still LOVE being able to earn money by writing and editing from home. That is my life’s dream, though I did think I would also have a house. Ah well…guess you can’t have everything, amirite?
American Horror Story: Coven. I adore you. You are my favorite American Horror Story yet, which is huge considering last year’s themes were insanity and mental health “treatments.” And I’ve always been a fan of killer Santa Clauses–ever since Larry Drake in Tales from the Crypt. I still need to buy all these seasons. Would you believe I don’t have a single one?